Clerical Error: Dude looks like a Barbie | The Writing on the Wall

by hiscrivener

Fresh from her spa appointment, the heifers munching on their Funyuns were saying, “Faw-faw-faw-faw-faw. Am I the only fop that hasn’t seen this about a once-famous girl idol gone swiftly into a realm where no Episcopalian has ever gone before . Meet Barbie – only she found Jesus… or perhaps raided Madonna’s reject collection. She arrived at the church fully accessorized, as is Barbie’s custom. Her impeccably tailored ecclesiastical vestments include various colored chasubles (the sleeveless vestments worn at Mass) for every liturgical season, black clergy shirt with white collar, neat skirt and heels, a laptop with prepared sermon and a... 5-inch-tall fictional graduate of Church Divinity School of the Pacific in Berkeley, Calif....

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